I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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