and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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