how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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