hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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