Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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