i think my tv is drunk
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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