Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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