marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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