Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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