So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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