This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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