Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
40s are totally the cure
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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