Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
where does the pee come out of this thing
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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