CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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