Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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