i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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