She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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