office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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