I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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