either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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