I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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