Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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