do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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