they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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