we're blogging at a bar
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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