can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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