But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
