How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
