It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Randomize
