There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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