Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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