Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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