Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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