Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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