THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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