How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
please come you make the beer taste better
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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