Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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