Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
They are going to name an STD after you.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Randomize
