Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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