he wants to bone in the snuggie
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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