I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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