oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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