if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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