Im at strip club and am horny
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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