I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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