Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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