Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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