I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
worst night to have a conscience
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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