youre lurking in front of me
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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