foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
i think i just lost a toe
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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