I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
